I almost killed myself today. Not in a depressed suicidal type of way, I was walking upstairs in the hallway, when all of a sudden I had this irrational, exuberant urge to run and jump all the stores. Now while that may not sound that bad, when you consider that it's approx. 15 stairs and 20 feet straight down (assuming of course that I somehow manage to land at the bottom on the floor) and of course as an extra bonus there are tons of papers and other slippery items so that even if I did land there I'd go foward and crack my skull against the floor, or go back and crack my skull on the floor.
I probably wouldn't have actually died but I almost definetly would have broken at least 2 ribs, and possibly an arm, most likely a concussion too. But god it almost seems worth it... But if I did that I wouldn't have any possibility of being able to wrestle and I really am considering doing that.
Had a talk today about the ignorance of man, although the actual conversation was surrounding three words that I thought almost everyone would know the meaning of at least two of them. (horrible sentence eh?): Omniscient, Omnipotent and Omnipresent. I figured that almost everyone would know what Omnipotent meant, as well as Omnipresent. Omniscient actually requires a bit of thought, because I mean really, wtf is a "scient"... whoa just looked it up, it is an actual word and not just a root, it means litterally "knowing, skillful" but I have this odd feeling that not many people know that, or I'm quite a bit more ignorant than I thought I was. But anyway, back on target, apparently quite a few people didn't know what Omnipresent meant. I'd think that it should be fairly obvious - Omni, meaning all, every, everywhere and Present, meaning existing. So existing everywhere would be a literal definition of it, as well as a common use definition. Some people today... scary... Well, I think I'm out of patience for the day, or hour, or minute, or mood. Whichever you'd like to call it, so I guess I'll just sign off for now, after all this is just Mork Calling Ork
P.S. If for some reason you know how to make me omnipresent, omnipotent or omniscient, especially omnipotent. Please contact me, I'm sure if you know that than you can figure out how to use an email program. Maybe even a POP3 account?
Lifebane@optonline.net
I probably wouldn't have actually died but I almost definetly would have broken at least 2 ribs, and possibly an arm, most likely a concussion too. But god it almost seems worth it... But if I did that I wouldn't have any possibility of being able to wrestle and I really am considering doing that.
Had a talk today about the ignorance of man, although the actual conversation was surrounding three words that I thought almost everyone would know the meaning of at least two of them. (horrible sentence eh?): Omniscient, Omnipotent and Omnipresent. I figured that almost everyone would know what Omnipotent meant, as well as Omnipresent. Omniscient actually requires a bit of thought, because I mean really, wtf is a "scient"... whoa just looked it up, it is an actual word and not just a root, it means litterally "knowing, skillful" but I have this odd feeling that not many people know that, or I'm quite a bit more ignorant than I thought I was. But anyway, back on target, apparently quite a few people didn't know what Omnipresent meant. I'd think that it should be fairly obvious - Omni, meaning all, every, everywhere and Present, meaning existing. So existing everywhere would be a literal definition of it, as well as a common use definition. Some people today... scary... Well, I think I'm out of patience for the day, or hour, or minute, or mood. Whichever you'd like to call it, so I guess I'll just sign off for now, after all this is just Mork Calling Ork
P.S. If for some reason you know how to make me omnipresent, omnipotent or omniscient, especially omnipotent. Please contact me, I'm sure if you know that than you can figure out how to use an email program. Maybe even a POP3 account?
Lifebane@optonline.net
posted by Craig at
10:27 PM
